![]() Shapeshifting Demi-God, that sometimes spends time as a vampire, a werewolf, is really good at fighting with song but not so much with his fists, thinks it’s funny to call a giant man-eating spider his “cat”, started a human-sacrificing cult dedicated to his dead/banished former boss, which eventually resulted in an entire island civilisation being drowned beneath the sea by a God who was Done With Sauron’s Shit, broke off part of his soul and put it into an extremely powerful piece of jewellery but stupidly made it a piece of jewellery that’s actually quite easy to remove from his person, once yielded an entire fortress because a woman set her dog on him and then scolded him into submission, in one version of the story he is literally a cat with a chef called “Meowle”, appears to be giggling/laughing/chuckling in every scene that he appears in, has a hilarious Skype Palantír call with Pippin of all people, is a major drama queen who stood on top of a temple in the middle of a lightning storm knowing full well that God was Done With His Shit but thought he'd laugh in his face anyway, once thought he was the greatest wolf to ever live that was described in a prophecy and then got his ass handed to him because he was decidedly not the greatest wolf to ever live.ġ50. especially once you consider the canon for Sauron. Any time you want to stop by the VA, make me look awesome in front of the girl at the front desk, just let me know. Everything you missed, jammed into one album.ġ4. Marvin Gaye, 1972, Trouble Man soundtrack. Now I’m home, lying in my bed, and it’s likeġ1. When I was over there, I’d sleep on the ground, use rock for pillows, like a caveman. ![]() Must have freaked you out, coming home after the whole defrosting thing.ġ0. Did you just take it? I assume you just took it.Ħ. ![]() Really? You should be ashamed of yourself. ![]() Dude, you just ran, like, thirteen miles in thirty minutes.ĥ.
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